Sh*t Girls Can Do

One of the perks of being a female, or drag queen, is getting to play and experiment with makeup and beauty products. I'm not a very adventurous person when it comes to makeup; I was convinced I looked like a drag queen when I put on eyeshadow until about a year ago. However, I still limit myself to mostly browns, grays, and purples.

My beauty idols (along with fashion idols) are the Olsens: all three of them. They've got the ginormous eyes, pouty lips, and full brows that most girls covet (and hate them for). If you got it, flaunt it!

I love Clinique mascara because it gives you thick, luscious lashes without the clumpiness, and their bottom lash mascara is amazeballs (and it comes right off with just warm water).  My new favorite scent is Dolce & Gabbana "Rose the One," I'm not a perfume connoisseur so I'm not sure how to describe it, but it's basically a girlier version of Dolce & Gabbana "Light Blue."

For lips, I like putting clear gloss on top of lipstick to make it less matte looking and more kissable ;)

Benefit's Boi-ing concealer is seriously the best. Put it under your eyes or on any pimple of any size and your imperfections are completely camouflaged. I love BareMinerals foundation -- even though it's powder, it has a really natural and fresh look.

As for hair, Bumble and Bumble gives you sexy beach waves in a bottle.

BareMinerals matte foundation, $28

Benefit cosmetic, $19

Clinique mascara, $15

NARS Cosmetics nars eyeshadow, $34

Laura mercier makeup, $24

MAC Cosmetics matte lipstick, $15

Le Metier de Beaute eyelash curler, $18

Clinique mascara, $10

Sephora Collection lip gloss, $10

Bumble and Bumble styling product, $24

Dolce & Gabbana Rose The One, $77

Xoxo, 

Javz

Daydreamin'

The downright dreary weather today in Boston inspired my daydream about the "perfect" summer outfit. I just bought these obnoxiously [awesome] neon jorts from Urban Outfitters the other day -- I would include the link but I mysteriously can't find them on the website. I can't even find the expensive Paige Denim version either! They must be in high demand.

Top is from H&M, jelly flat sandals from UO (last summer), and necklace is from my Granny's closet.

I am understatedly attached to my white jelly sandals; they go with literally anything and everything, and are pretty dang comfortable. The necklace, however, gets a little heavy after a long day. I don't know how Granny did it back in the day. But hey, it looks good, and beauty = pain right?

Xoxo,
Javz

Bottom Betch

School got in the way of my posting. But now the sun is out so I'm more motivated!

Loving the bright colors and prints on jeans lately. I will definitely be picking and choosing a couple from both categories to establish a firm foot in my spring/summer wardrobe.

Adriano Goldschmeid has got his ish popping on the fun jean front. Plus, these babies are midget-friendly. "Ankle" jeans = skinny jeans for midgets like me.

With the jeans come the footwear, the other essential item one should adorn oneself with before leaving the house. I prefer wedges because there is less of a chance of falling on my a$$/face/elbow/whatever in them. And, they just look good, and elongate my non-elongated legs.

So, for all you bottom betches out there, here is my attempt at making your selection more concise:

Xoxo, 

Javz

Current/Elliott cropped pants, $290
Paige Denim super skinny jeans, $250
Paige Denim super skinny jeans, $249
True Religion super skinny jeans, $245
Rag & bone super skinny jeans, €227
Super skinny jeans, $205
Current/Elliott super skinny jeans, $200
Hudson Jeans super skinny jeans, €198
Paige Denim skinny jeans, £195
True religion jeans, £195
Paige Denim skinny jeans, £180
AG Adriano Goldschmied cigarette jeans, £122
Jeffrey Campbell platform wedge sandals, $1,385
Rebecca Minkoff wedge heels, $295
Wedge heels, £215
Wedge heels, $195
True Religion wedge heels, $144